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日本語翻訳力に問われる！ジョークの面白さを引き出す方法とは？
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先生が、定規を僕に向けて、「この先にバカがいる」と言ったので「あ、そっちですね」と言っただけなのに、謹慎になっちゃった。
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ご回答ありがとうございます。 「あ、そっちですね」の方がいいですね。 日本語で、「どっちの先端ですか？」っていうのも何だか不自然でした。