poitepoiteのプロフィール
- ベストアンサー数
- 4
- ベストアンサー率
- 100%
- お礼率
- 0%
- 登録日2011/09/20
- 都道府県群馬県
- 翻訳してください。
Mike: Wait a minute , if my memory is correct , your wife used to wear a fur coat. Friend: I don't remember. Mike: Of course you do. It was large , like a tent. Friend: OK , you're right , she used to. But she doesn't any more. Mike: Has she , too , become an animal rights supporter? Friend: No, she stopped wearing it because I said that the last time I saw anything that looked like her in that coat , it was sniffing around a lamppost. So now she only wears it when she clears snow in front of the house. So I'm off the hook. Mike: But the worm isn't. Barbaric worm killer! Friend: Heartless meat eater!
- 翻訳してください。
Mike: I've agreed my wife wears a fur and , therefore , is barbaric. But what about you. I've seen your teeth tearing at a steak , a piece of lamb , and a slice of ham. How do you explain that , especially the ham? Did you know pigs are just about as smart as dolphins? Have you got no feelings for Porky Pig? Friend: I've got you there! I gave up meat a few years ago , but you didn't. Mike: Only because your doctor said that you had too much cholesterol in your blood. But you still go fishing. Friend: That's different. When I catch a big fish , I'm saving the lives of all the weak little fish the big fish would eat. I'm on the side of the little guy. Mike: What do you use for bait? Friend: Worms. Mike: The lowest living things , and you put them on a hook for sport. Shame , shame! Friend: See , you're ducking the matter of fur coats again.