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> “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Jewelryは俗語で、男に対する性的奉仕のご褒美です。娘に理解できるのは”宝石”でしょうが、しらっと"Jewelry"と言ってのけているところが面白いです。 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jewelry > She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" この男は、秘書がちょっと待っててと言ってベッドルームに行ったので、すっかりその後の男女の展開を期待して素っ裸になって、ソファーで待まっていたところ、実はサプライズパーティーで、隠れていた家族や同僚みんなで”サプライーズ”と言って出てきてお祝いしようと、おとのいるところに出てきました。本来はサプライズパーティーの”サプライズ！”と言う掛け声が、真っ裸でいる男を見て”サプライズ”になってしまったと言う落ちですね。 構文は、意味が分かれば難しい分ではないですよね。 > with one of these これはすでに他の方が回答されていますが、それら（おちんちん）のどれか一つで、好きなだけたくさんのもの（自分が産んだ男の子についているもの）を手に入れることができる、と言う意味でしょう。あんたなんか一個しか持ってないけど私は、どれか一個からいくらでも作れるのよ。
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