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微修正です。 with one of theseとは・・・ “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” お母さんがね、それはone of these（沢山ある内のひとつ）なんだって、そして あなたは（結婚したら、あるいはその様な行為をしたら）あなたの望む分だけ（貴方⇒男の子 よりももっと沢山）持つことができるのよ と言ったよ！ （先のあなたとは女の子のことですね） ＞these とは何ですか？ 子供を生めばどんどんできるので（男女のもの含めて）複数になります。
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