I'll say. I wish that instead of news articles titled things like 'Would you go and see the Michael Jackson hologram on tour?', there were more articles with titles like 'HOW THE HELL DOES THIS WORK?!' and 'WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?' Am I the only person who feels this way? Every time I contemplate the physical possibility of a high-quality dancing hologram of a dead person, I come closer to an aneurysm.