A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED.NOT LONG ENOUGH.
A blonde woman, a black woman and Hispanic woman weretraveling across the country by jet. Half way through the trip, the pilotcomes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself."
The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her
makeup. The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're not going to a party!"
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful people first in a crash."
The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as a gift.
The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you
doing?" The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties. Theother two women ask her what she is doing. "I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!"